meladoodle:

juilan:

My ears. They are ringing.

are u gonna answer em

randomlittlespark:

When you find out a mutual follow has lots of followers

vesley:

alpacabacon:

Like I’ve never gotten a sunburn in my life.

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how about now

denchgang:

everyone on earth is a virgin those kind of stats are breath taking 

iamthemeep:

sodamnrelatable:

trying to talk to someone you really admire

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I DONT KNOW HOW THIS IS ACCURATE BU SOMEHOW IT IS

You know when you’re drowning, you don’t actually inhale until right before you black out. It’s called voluntary apnea. It’s like no matter how much you’re freaking out, the instinct to not let any water in is so strong that you won’t open your mouth until you feel like your head’s exploding. But then when you finally do let it in, that’s when it stops hurting. It’s not scary anymore. It’s - it’s actually kind of peaceful.

starmies:

This is modern art

starmies:

This is modern art

shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

gelatins:

hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2

vampirestump:

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     all text posts in october must be
              formatted like this

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stability:

churrodestroyer:

stability:

when your next victim finally comes into the stall

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This is fucked up. I’m crying.

aw no, dont cry. come sit down lets talk about it

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