buttermilkqueen:

dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son

phemiec:

I’m so impressed by girls who can put together a really cute outfit and do their hair and makeup really nice every single day like if I manage to shower and eat breakfast it’s a damn victory

earthdad:

when someone asks whats up but u lowkey jackin it

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taco-bell-rey:

when someone calls you “hun”

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stabs:

why do we need to watch the sky to enjoy the stars when the ultimate star is me

popularboyfriend:

my life is one part “wait” and another part “what”

hoeirl:

putahilton:

gay sex is so weird

gay sex is beautiful

hoeirl:

putahilton:

gay sex is so weird

gay sex is beautiful

lulz-time:

When you see your friend in another class..

lulz-time:

When you see your friend in another class..

animalcrackersinmyblog:

OH MY GOD “MAKING THE BABY IS THE FUN PART” YOU SULTRY METAL VIXEN

muslimmilf:

i watch this at least once a day

giggle:

cartel:

giggle:

why did the seagull fly over the sea?

why?

because if it flew over the bay, it would be called a bagel

Baby Boomers: The recent generation is so rude
Baby Boomers: Screams at servers over petty shit like toast
Baby Boomers: Screams at cashier for telling them their coupon is expired
Baby Boomers: Ignores store policy
Baby Boomers: Says racist and sexist things